GoogleGuy is Coming to Town

Google Guy aka Santa Claus

O! You better link out
You better not buy
You better nofollow
Or your pr will die
GoogleGuy is coming to town

He’s making an index
And caching it twice
Gonna find out who’s buying PageRank
GoogleGuy is coming to town

He crawls you when you’re sleeping
He scores you when you’re awake
He knows if your hat’s black or white
So wear white for Google’s sake!

O! You better link out
You better not buy
You better nofollow
Or your pr will die
GoogleGuy is coming to town

With little ten SERPs and little toy tools
Ranky tank tanks and linky link juice
GoogleGuy is coming to town

Emory Rowland

Emory Rowland is editor and keeper of the flame at Clickfire. He's a fanatical blogger, entrepreneur and builder of Internet things from way back. Emory's love for social media and success with organic search led him to start a SEO consulting venture. Apart from the Internet, he could be considered by many as pretty worthless. More...

3 comments

  1. Tj Cafuir

    Very funny. I featured it in my blog actually. So what’s the next tune for New Year’s?

  2. Emory Rowland

    I am trying to think of a SEO parody for “Auld Lang Syne” but nothing is coming to mind.

  3. I think you should stick with honing your fragging skills.

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