Funny Famous Webmaster Quotes


“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” – Al Gore

“Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches.” -Steve Ballmer, CEO, Microsoft

“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.” -Isaac Asimov

“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.” -Jeff Pesis

“There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.” -Jeremy S. Anderson

“One of the main reasons I blog is because I have a really, really bad memory.” – Matt Mullenweg, The Tech Night Owl Podcast

“I only have room for one passion and woman in my life and that lovely lady’s name is web hosting.” – Mitch Keeler, The Web Hosting Show

“Microsoft isn’t evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.” – Linus Torvalds Quotes

“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.” – Mark Twain

“Test everything. Hold on to the good.” – The Apostle, Paul, 1 Thessalonians 5:21 (not funny or a webmaster but love it)

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