eHarmony Review from Jake
After failing to make a connection on OKCupid, I moved on to eHarmony: the great white whale of online dating sites. eHarmony’s different in so many ways that it was a little intimidating, because no matter what you’re used to, it’s going to push you out of your comfort zone a bit. For one thing, you can’t browse other peoples’ profiles. Instead, after filling out a lengthy (really! more than 250 questions, though they’re almost entirely multiple choice and quick) questionnaire, the service looks at your answers, looks at certain preferences you can set (how far away your matches can be, whether you care about race, whether you care if they have children, et cetera), and gives you a list of people the computer says you should be compatible with.
It has to be a little weird, right, talking to somebody a computer has already determined could be your perfect match.
I’m one of those people who always want to challenge the phrasing of the question — this was true in school too. Yes, I will complain that there aren’t enough options even when “none of the above” is one of them. I always want to explain my answer. I want to narrate. I was good at essays, and especially term papers. Multiple choice tests just frustrated me, because I was always sure they’d been written badly. (Later in life, I was a teacher for a few years, and I’ll let you in on a secret: many of those multiple choice tests ARE written badly.)
In the self-description sections of eHarmony’s lengthy questionnaire, I kept running into that problem. These are the questions where they ask whether a certain statement or description of you is true or false, and HOW true, HOW false. Does “dominant” generally describe me, on a scale of 1 to 7? Well, the answer in the bedroom isn’t the same as the answer on the street, you know? Am I frugal? I drive a car with good gas mileage and I make almost all my food from scratch, but I own more than 400 DVDs. I wanted to narrate. I wanted to write essays. But you can’t have a system like this unless it’s working with quantifiable data.
Other questions were very simple to answer, though — yes, it’s important for me to spend time creating things; yes, I enjoy meeting and talking to new people. There were enough clear-cut questions that I kept going.
Now, eHarmony has prepared for my difficulty, sort of. If your answers are too inconsistent, they will reject you. That’s right. They get the most press for refusing to match same-sex couples — eHarmony is an explicitly marriage-minded service that was designed to reduce the divorce rate by creating stronger marriages, between people who won’t get sick of each other after two years, and its founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren is an evangelical Christian who used to be a dean at a seminary school. Warren claims his theories, his math, just doesn’t take homosexuality into account, and that no moral judgment is being made. Me … well, I’m straight, so I decided not to worry about it at the moment.
But eHarmony’ll reject you for other reasons: for being under 21, for being already married (I assume this only matters because of people with open marriages and people who are separated but not yet divorced), and for having been divorced more than twice. Each of those sort of makes some sense. I’m sure that divorce one pisses some people off, but this isn’t a personalized service: if you’ve been divorced three times and you’re back on the dance floor looking for love and need a boost like this to help you, maybe there’s a problem that goes beyond what algorithms can do for you. Maybe there isn’t, but it doesn’t seem any worse than my car insurance going down just because I had a birthday. Stats are stats — Geico’s banking on my unlikelihood of being in an accident, and eHarmony’s banking on their ability to find me a woman.
Once you’re in — and most people do get in, from what I understand — you fill out a few more things (“Must Haves”/”Can’t Stands”) and then you get your matches. I’ll get to mine in a minute. You can’t get more matches as long as you have unexamined ones sitting in your metaphorical inbox, so from time to time someone will “close communication” with you even though you haven’t started communication yet — they’re just kicking you off the desk so they can see who’s next on eHarmony’s list for them.
Okay.
My eHarmony Matches
It’s weird to say that this is weird, but I’ll cut to the chase: all of my first matches were deeply religious black women.
Now, I don’t have any problem with that — either with the religiousness or with race (for the record, I’m white and identified myself as such). I expressed no race preference when asked. I expressed no religious preference when asked. I don’t remember the wording of the survey’s questions, but I would have identified myself as Christian, no particular denomination, moderate feelings — and I was asked if church-going was important to me, and I said gave it the lowest possible rating. Other than Christmas, I haven’t been to church in well over a decade.
All these women in my matches were black women who mentioned God or Jesus in some way, usually along the lines of “I am passionate about wanting to be the kind of wife God wants me to be.”
That’s fine … and I’m not saying these women don’t belong in my matches. What struck me was how many of them were! When all your matches have two things in common, you reasonably assume that the eHarmony system believes those two things are right for you. The system thinks I want a religious black woman.
After all the soul-searching I did through that eHarmony multiple choice questionnaire … all the hand-wringing over whether I wanted to answer “4″ or “5″ on a scale of 1 to 7 … they sure found a way to surprise me.
Is it the site’s quasi-religious origins, and early backing by James Dobson’s Focus on the Family radio show? Is the user base filled with devout Christians, so that these results say nothing about my questionnaire and simply speak to the pool? I don’t know. Even if that were the case … well, I feel like a jerk to keep bringing it up, but what’s with the race thing? I have no problem with dating black women, but when they’re the only options in my matches … it just feels like somebody is trying to tell me something.
So have I hit it off with any of these women? Well, that’s the thing, I haven’t coughed up the fees yet, which means I can look at my matches but I can’t communicate with anybody.
But if nothing else, the eHarmony site has made me think about what I’m looking for, and why I’m looking for it, to a much greater degree than other sites did.
March 19th, 2008
I joined eHarmony in July 2006. I went on one crappy date in August where while I did feel like I had things in common w/ the man, I was not attracted to him and he was sort of negative(complained about all past dates all evening)while I am an optimist.
In Sept I went on another date and we are together to this day! We moved in together about 6 months after meeting and have now lived together a year.
He is also a bit negative but I am trying to show him the silver lining I always seem to see in all istuations.
eHarmony really did send me the love of my life and they did it quickly!
We are now on the success page under “and so many more”-we’re Linda & Roy by the way if you want to see us read my little story.
November 1st, 2008
eHarmony didn’t have any matches for me. I am a black woman, but maybe I needed to mention religion instead of my hobbies.
November 18th, 2008
I have played around with eharmony and being that I’m an atheist they wouldn’t even accept me. Now that’s fine, I don’t want a christian woman but why don’t they come out and say it right up front, hypocritical weasels.
December 3rd, 2008
I was on e-harmony for a while and had no luck.I am not a shallow person,but I am in really good shape and most of my matches were with obese women.Yes I could of been great friends with them,but I am looking for a relationship and someone I am attracted to physically.E-harmony doesn not let you specify physical features for the most part.Well I have found a wonderful woman that I am very much in love with and she was also on e-harmony at the same time I was,the funny thing is we read our profiles and saw that we were a perfect match,we even lived less than one mile from each other,but because she did not want children and I was open to the possibility we were never matched together…go figure..our wedding is set for the summer of 2009..
February 22nd, 2009
I did eharmony for a bit. As a Jewish guy, this was a mistake. That alone cut my matches down quite a bit and the ones that I did get seemed to be mainly single Moms, which isn’t a bad thing, but just not what I am looking for. I did enjoy the lengthy questions list. Also, I noticed far fewer fake profiles on this site and only once got hit up by a fake ‘Nigerian money scam’ style contact. I ended up using this site for about six months, had a brief relationship, and generally found that this wasn’t for me. I’m doing the whole Jdate thing now, had a decent date today, so we’ll see how that goes.
May 28th, 2009
I had a similar experience on eHarmony: I noted that I was a liberal, “spiritual” person, and wham, all of my matches were conservative Christian guys who wanted a submissive woman and couldn’t write a paragraph without throwing in a mention of Jesus. So eHarmony completely discounted the fact that I am politically liberal and assumed that “spiritual” means Christian, even though I have no religious affiliation whatsoever. I canceled as soon as possible, but not only did they not give me a refund, they continued to send nagging e-mails for months afterward. A disgusting experience.
June 11th, 2009
I tried eharmony back in 2002-2003. I did try it because I am a conservative Christian and knew that most potential matches would likely be Christians. It has been pretty well publicized that the site was founded and operated based on more traditional Christian values of relationships and marriage, so I’m surprised that a self-described atheist or “spriritual” person would have tried to find someone on eharmony.
Anyway, I got tons of matches and met up with 3 of them. One of the first people I communicated with told me he usually dates “model-types” ~ which didn’t appeal to me since first of all, I doubted that was true and secondly, who says that? I replied that I know what he means ~ I only go for GQ types myself. So, three LAME dates later, I gave up. All of the guys were “spiritual” in their communications, but actually were all pretty wimpy and I don’t think any of them really knew what they believed. One of the guys was unemployed for a long time with no aspirations.
Overall, I found the process very tiresome and not worth the effort. In order to even view more matches, I had to expand the geographical area and then I was getting matches across the country, which just wasn’t going to work.
Funny thing is, I have several friends who also tried, and even though one tries online “dating” to meet people they might not otherwise meet and most people claim to have a very open-minded, casual attitude about their potential success, when matches didn’t pan out, it was still crushing. To spend all that time getting to the point of a date (match, closed communication, questionnaires, back and forth until open communication…blah blah blah) and then zero chemistry in person…very disappointing.
I’m married now to someone I became friends with first. Maybe I was so open to getting to know him because I wasn’t thinking of him as a potential partner ~ at least not until I started to see all of the great qualities in his character. Didn’t pay a thing to meet the best husband. Just opened my heart to someone no online dating service ever would have matched me with.
July 5th, 2009
I found the opposite to be the case for me. I signed up for eharmony for one day, recently. I am a Christian and I feel strongly about it so I mentioned ‘God’ and my faith in my profile. Right off the bat I got a response from a guy who had mentioned God and faith all over his profile. So I joined for a 1 month subscription. Well I went through all that ‘guided communication’ stuff and things were going well but when we got to must haves and can’t stands, he abruptly ended communication. I don’t get it since my can’t stands had all to do with bad qualites such as lying cheating, etc. I picked must be compatible with me politically as I feel its important on must haves and I guess they may have turned him away.
All my other matches may have ‘Christian’ as their religious choice but none of the matches mention anything else about their conviction to their faith. I find the inability to directly contact your match frustrating as you really can’t go by the strict choices they give you in the guided questions, likes etc. In this there is no way to let my personality shine through and I don’t like people controlling my actions as I felt was the case on eHarmony. So, that being said, I feel its better to do some good research and find a good Christian dating site that is far cheaper and has less restrictions. I suspect if I do that I will find more people who mention ‘God’ and faith in their profiles.
I am not trying to downplay those of you who feel the oppostie. I am just very dissapointed with Eharmony and felt like venting. (-: Plus, I went to some site where there were tons of people complaining about the subcription scamming on eHarmony. A lot of people had negative stuff to say so that prompted me to close my account and cancel my subscription renewal.
January 1st, 2010
I tried eharmony two times, separated by about 6 months, about 3 years ago. I met three women through eHarmony. One was still married. She was indignant and said she was “separated.” Another was 15 years younger than me, rather smart in a nerdy sort of a way, totally inexperienced sexually, and lives 600 miles away from me. She was cute but not pretty. We spend three weekends together and talked on the phone for about 10 months before it was time to end it. I spoke on the phone with three other women, none who lived near me and all of whom were rather flaky or very neurotic. None were good matches, although I admit I remained friends (email friends) with two of them. I do not recommend eHarmony to anyone.
January 23rd, 2010
I have to say that I have had a good experience with e-harmony. While I will admit it isn’t for everyone and I haven’t met the “man of my dreams” yet I have gone on dates with some good guys! The first one went really well and I should have pursued it further but I ended up meeting someone else a few months later and never continued the relationship (which I do regret now). The second date went alright as well. There wasn’t any chemistry there though and he was a little different than he seemed online, so when the date was over we both mutually agreed that the chemistry just wasn’t there and that was it. I also had a lot of great email and phone conversations with someone who lived a few states away from me but we never did end up meeting. There were plenty of other guys on the site I talked to but I wont go into all of those. Either way, as earlier mentioned…I did end up meeting someone (not off the internet) and dated him for about a year. That relationship has just recently ended and I also moved to a new place where I don’t know many people so I decided to go back to eharmony, having had a good experience the first time I used it, and have been going through the motions again. I will agree that it is time consuming but I also find that I like most of the men I get matched with. They all have the general same qualities I am looking for so now its just about finding the right one with the right chemistry and getting back out in the dating world! I do hope that this time around God will use eharmony to bring the right guy into my life so that I can stop using this dating site! lol
February 20th, 2010
I was a member of Eharmony for several years. I had no luck to speak of. I’m a single father of a now 9 year old girl.
After considering all my options, I decided to see if my luck might be better with foreign women. I opened up to Eastern Europe and received a handful of prospects. One really hit it off well with me and we became more than friends quickly.
Only problem is, I learned the Ms wright is still married. Oh she told me a month into it that she was going through a divorce, that was a lie..she never filed. Then she told me her “ex” comes to visit and stays on the couch, im sure that’s a lie, and then she finally tells me a couple weeks ago she hasnt filed yet, but is going too. I accepted this cuz I’m stupid (and fell in love). Now she says she cant be with me because she just realized I had lied to her about when I said I was married in Vegas last time, apparently in some email I wrote earlier I said I lived my life, did school, worked married and divorced in California. Now she says Im obviously untruthful.
I think she is trying to make herself feel better by finding lies in some form. What do you think.
April 5th, 2010
I read over all the comments and 10/11 comments were negative (that’s not good). Anyways, I tried out EH for a bit and I ran into a situation similar to one of the other respondants. I went on three dates and it was disappointing to find that the person in the photos looked significantly different than the person that I met. I’m not shallow and I’m only saying this because I’m attracted to women that are on the small/thin/athletic side. But, all three women outweighed me by 20-30 lbs. looking at the pictures it didn’t seem that way (by the way, if you’re still doing the EH thing, and you’re having the same issue, be wary of women with just headshots and old photos in their profile). I’m 5’10”, in good shape, and I weigh 170 lbs., and these women were shorter and a lot heavier. Like I said, I’m just not attracted to “big” women (some guys are, and that’s fine, nothing wrong with that). My point is that I spent $100.00 to meet women to whom I was not attracted to whatsoever. Unfortunatly, EHs algorithms seem to leave out important factors like physical attraction and the guided communication is far too mechanical and doesn’t leave room for actually getting to know someone. In fact, towards the end, I started circumnaventing the “guided” communication even though that was supposedly a big risk (nothing worth doing is easy or involves no risk). Luckily, EH was a fairly inexpensive mistake. Anyways, I’m going to chalk it up to experience and stick to the “traditional” way to meet people. By the way, I know someone is probably going to get offended and think that I’m an a** for saying what I did. But, before you judge me, I would like to say it was difficult to go on dates with women that you knew from the minute you met, that it was not going any further. I was always a gentleman and I made the best of the situation. Good luck if you’re still on the EH wagon.
April 30th, 2010
Hey I haven’t read all the comments, but I’m a white female, under 21, atheist and I was accepted. Also, I get at least 10 matches per day.
July 11th, 2010
Hi,
I joined eHarmony several months back but did not give it any interest. Recently I decided to subscribe and so went to look at the matches that had been sent over the last few months.
I must admit at first I was quite impressed but with each passing profile I was more disappointed. Firstly I specifically mentioned I wanted kids as a personal preference and it was very important to me but still had several matches of women over 40 which struck me as odd.
I chose my ethnicity and a few others just to be flexible but kept getting several African American matches. So I do not understand the point of asking you to choose your options.
A lot of the matches seemed unresponsive which led me to wonder if they were genuine or fictitious. Still undecided but as eHarmony advised try and communicate to as many as possible so I did and just thought even if I dont find a partner I could make a few friends along the way..not much luck there…lol
Ohh and for the misleading pictures i was very shocked to see very young and attractive looking pictures and then one or two pictures of much older or bigger looking ones snuck in. I thought it was quite deceptive as most of the women if not all said honesty was the most important quality in a man they were looking for.
“Honesty” REALLY??? lol . Cant really blame eHarmony for that one. But be warned that happens.
And last of all I did meet one who said she did not subscribe to eHarmony but managed to send me her email contact as an email which I am pretty sure is not possible unless you are a member. Right? The jury is still out on that one.
August 23rd, 2010
I’ve had mixed result w/ eharmony. The first time I used it was 3 years ago. I met my ex-bf right away, he was the second guy I went out with. We had great 2 years together but it ultimately didn’t work out. Three years later, I’m using it again.
The first time, the matches I recieved were great, the men were educated, attractive, and all were near by. I only used the site for a month. I stated I’m Christian, my ex-bf is Jewish and I’m Asian! : )
The second time, the matches don’t seem as good. I’m getting a lot more matches w/ older men. I guess now that I’m over 35, I’m just not getting the matches I would like.